THE LIAR AND A SONG

And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this

Hit It!
Aaron's NOT in the house
DONT Come on
Here we go
Aaron's NOT in the house


Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story?, come on AC!)
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball,
Working on my game. CUZ I"M DUMB AND A LIAR AND THIS SONG IS A LIE AND I AM DUMB.
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shakuile O'Neal
(What? What did he say?)
(How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?) 
I told no! YOU ARE SO COOL SHAK! DON"T BEET ME SO BAD THAT I
cry.


(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Shakuile O'Neal?)
Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
(You must've been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Scared the Shak, sike him out
I said O'Neal, you're in my house now. AN MY HOUSE IS A BARBY DREAM HOUSE
Start the game, the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...


CHORUS
It's like boom (boom)
I DIDN"T put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming FOR SHAK!
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts AFTER I GOT BRIAN DAMAGED
Cuz that's how I DIDN"T NOT beat Shak.
X2


So check it out
I thought I had the lead (DUMBY)
But then he started scoring mad points on me (FINALLY I TELL THE TRUTH TO YOu)
I was scoring up bricks.
(Was he hitting those shots?)
I knew that there was NO way that I could make it stop.


I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said,"Yo Shak you didn't tie your shoelace"
(Huh?
He looked down, I stole the ball
I'm taking him the scoop now watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shak, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Cuz he got no luck

AND THEN I WOKE UP TO A BED FULL OF PEE. (MY OWN)


CHORUS2x
Cuz that's how I beat Shak

Come on

Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering FOR SHAK!
2x

the nets were shot
I couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe a kid got beaten by O'Neal)
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
IT WAS THE ONLY POINT I SCORED
SHAK LET IT GO IN
You're good too
And we can still be friends


The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders AND PUT ME DOWN THE DUMPSTER
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother's
(Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing a game?
(How you could be playing if you're still in bed?)
(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real.

AND EVEN MY DREAM IS A LIE LIKE ME.

how'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
Woah... I BOUGHT IT AT SHINDLERS!


CHORUS(2x)