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Joe14joe...in COLLEGE
From: joe14joe | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:14:01 PM | Message Detail
student1:wow someone is stealing all the bandwidth. someone should tell joe14joe to stop playing WoW.
student2:hey joe14joe, stop playing WoW, we're trying to research stuff here
joe14joe:THE ONLY THING YUO NEED TO RESEARCH IS HOW TO USE STUDY GROUPS!*pulls out japanese fan and whacks student while chasing him*
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
From: LimpBizkit112DMX | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:14:07 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe is without a doubt the funniest LUEser.
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We all make mistakes, I made a mistake in choosing my username.
WoW name: Ultimoninja Realm: Kel'Thuzad
From: gamenahd | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:21:29 PM | Message Detail
<3
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I scanned some butter, and on my register, it came up as "LOL BUTTER".-Mr Weird Guy
From: opiuman | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:24:48 PM | Message Detail
gg
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I asked her if she wanted to touch mine, and she said "No, it's wrinkly." - darkdragon0246
From: Catmax | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:28:48 PM | Message Detail
XFD I can't stop laughing.
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Do not speak of the great maxer of cats in such a manner! He is CatMax, lord of the strudel!
-Blobdude
From: KevinXtreme | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:30:25 PM | Message Detail
tAG
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"Yeah, but why not armor made from lightsabers? You could just run in a straight line and kill everyone"- bluekirby
From: blackshark | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:37:02 PM | Message Detail
Tag
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Oat bag ... I get my oat bag now ... Oat bag time for me.
From: dragoon114 | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:37:36 PM | Message Detail
XD
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I love you this much |______|
~402~
From: IceWater | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:49:42 PM | Message Detail
XD
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Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
From: Doug92288 | Posted: 10/19/2005 5:57:48 PM | Message Detail
Wow, Joe14joe likes his Warcraft.

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Make Lunch
Not War
From: themothman421 | Posted: 10/19/2005 6:04:56 PM | Message Detail
XD
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The Lord of Mothmen - i am the mothman. i live in utah.
From: StabbityMax | Posted: 10/19/2005 6:05:25 PM | Message Detail
This is a shameless tag.
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I kill topics. "I am an ancient and decrepit thing, a tangle of bones and hair, just as one might find in a crypt."
From: chris9602 | Posted: 10/19/2005 6:56:56 PM | Message Detail
t-t-t-tag
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"Global warming past the point of no return"
So does that mean we'll be a water planet? Damn. Water levels in videogames always suck. - Rabid Banana
From: themothman421 | Posted: 10/19/2005 9:07:11 PM | Message Detail
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The Lord of Mothmen - i am the mothman. i live in utah.
From: chris9602 | Posted: 10/19/2005 9:43:59 PM | Message Detail
lack of updates by joe = fail
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"Global warming past the point of no return"
So does that mean we'll be a water planet? Damn. Water levels in videogames always suck. - Rabid Banana
From: the last crusader | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:47:54 AM | Message Detail
BRING UP MY POOOOOOOST!
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LUE: There is no cure for cancer
From: DayDogg | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:57:58 AM | Message Detail
XD
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Member of LUE - Board 402. The hidden, private and special board. Ceej must really love us.
From: Gaia Blade1 | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:58:57 AM | Message Detail
<3
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Nullus Anxietas
From: Reborn Darxtorm | Posted: 10/20/2005 7:01:29 AM | Message Detail
XDXDXDXDXDXD
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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/4/projecta.htm
music for the masses... the troll masses!
From: Wolfpac | Posted: 10/20/2005 7:50:42 AM | Message Detail
Student1: joe14joe we're going to a keg party wanna come?
Student2: ...
joe14joe: Alcohol is bad.
Student2: 0_0
joe14joe: Wuts wrong with him?
Student1: I don't know, one day he woke up with his tongue cut out.
joe14joe: O RLY
student1: YA RLY
joe14joe: *Runs away naked*
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"Wolfpac's pants sounds like a perfect lunch." -Lady Murasaki
Limit Break's Official Mini-Me
From: deathguy13 | Posted: 10/20/2005 7:57:57 AM | Message Detail
This topic needs more joe14joe
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How fo I find gigahurtz LOL I'm that dumb:) - Denain, on his computer's specs
XBL Gamertag: deathguy13
From: MRM | Posted: 10/20/2005 8:08:18 AM | Message Detail
student:shouldn't you be studying for midterms?
joe14joe:i am
student:you're staring at a girls crotch
joe14joe:......
student:oh I get it



I LOL'D
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http://server2.uploadit.org/files/FFantasy-Limecat.jpg
Games Completed-128 MIAMI CHEESE
From: zhenghan | Posted: 10/20/2005 8:22:41 AM | Message Detail
"student:shouldn't you be studying for midterms?
joe14joe:i am
student:you're staring at a girls crotch
joe14joe:......
student:oh I get it"

I didn't get this one, someone explain to me. Please?
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Your an idiot, there is a videocard in there and its called onboard sound. -anaconda2002
From: Reborn Rooster | Posted: 10/20/2005 8:32:08 AM | Message Detail
Joe14joe, you are winnar.

Tag.
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Y helo thar!
From: bros | Posted: 10/20/2005 11:09:29 AM | Message Detail
XD
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"Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job." Sourcery, Terry Pratchett
From: joe14joe | Posted: 10/20/2005 12:52:58 PM | Message Detail
campus nurse:well I think you should go to the city hospital for this growth in your pants
joe14joe:LOL I'M A DUDE...IT'S MY WANG
campus nurse:uhh...most people don't have two of them
joe14joe:LOL I TOOK A BATH IN THE NUCLEAR MATERIAL
campus nurse:...
joe14joe:ROFFLE...
campus nurse:you're going to die young man
joe14joe:LOL EVER WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WITH TWO WANGS?
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
From: UtarEmpire | Posted: 10/20/2005 12:54:57 PM | Message Detail
mama mia
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[ :: UtarEmpire :: ][ :: The Institute of Science :: ]
Visits...? But that would indicate visitors!
From: Nuclear Winter | Posted: 10/20/2005 12:55:31 PM | Message Detail
tag
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Philadelphia Flyers: 3-2-0-0 (6 points)
UCLA Bruins (NCAAF): 6-0 (3-0)
From: walnut100 | Posted: 10/20/2005 1:17:13 PM | Message Detail
Professor: joe, we need to talk
joe14joe: LOL WILL YOU TAKE ZE PICTURE WITH ME!?
Professor: About the birds and the bees
joe14joe: LOL U NO ALL BOUT DAT
Professor: I put on my wizard hat and robe
joe14joe: LOL IF U WUNT PORN I GOT MI LAPTOP
Professor: MAMA MIA!
joe14joe: NOT SO FAST KAIBA!
joe14joe: I'm gonna be the Pokemon master!
*joe14joe runs off naked*


...Yeah I know, it sucks
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We Americans will never take over the world. We're far too lazy.
We'll outsource the task to India, and then take the credit for it. ~ Waffleman
From: joe14joe | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:12:48 PM | Message Detail
student:ugh...my grades suck...damn midterms
roommate:dude....I can't even enter my room to get a pen...my roommate turned it into a giant tent
joe14joe:LOL NO FAT CHICKS
roommate: come on man...at least give me the picture of my mom
joe14joe:well okay
roommate:thank yo...hey wait a minute...you replaced my mom's head with a picture of your wang
joe14joe:UR MOM LIEKD IT LAST NIGHT
roomate:god damn it, that didn't even make sense
joe14joe:KNOW ANY HOT CHICKS...BUT NOT TOO HOT I DON'T WANNA BURN DOWN MY HOUSE
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
From: Storm Chamber | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:26:40 PM | Message Detail
student:shouldn't you be studying for midterms?
joe14joe:i am
student:you're staring at a girls crotch
joe14joe:......
student:oh I get it



XDD
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"off-topic, but how do you put those upside-down exclamation marks?"-steveL88
From: Synchronomyst | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:32:49 PM | Message Detail
This topic is get wrenchingly funny.
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"Informer. Aelajfkhjkahdsfioajweklanamnvljdskjslkejerejvlkj a licky boom boom down!" - ChinBallz
From: mcghee | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:47:26 PM | Message Detail
Almost laughed, but you failed me.
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P4 3.2 ghz 2mb L2 cache, 160 gigs, 1 gig ram, msi X800xl 256 meg
From: icemonkeypro | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:54:41 PM | Message Detail
XD
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2005-2006 Boston Celtics: 0-0
Year of the Green
From: Sheikplayer | Posted: 10/20/2005 4:54:46 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe:PROFESSOR...JOE14JOE IS LOOKING AT PORN ON HIS LAPTOP
professor:uh...aren't you joe14joe:
joe14joe:....
students:.....
professor:.....
joe14joe:wanna see it?
professor:get out


CAN'T... STOP.... LAUGHING
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.¯)HEIK|¯LAYER¬| go here.
From: Sonicz237 | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:02:25 PM | Message Detail
Girl1: Man, that new kid is SO weird.
Girl2: Yeah, I know, at least he can't get us in the bathroom.
*joe14joe strolls out of a stall*
joe14joe: lol hay ladies theres no toilet paper in here
Girl1: OMG
Girl2: WTF
*teacher walks in*
Teacher: JOE14JOE! STOP WIGGLING YOUR BUTT AT THOSE GIRLS
Girl1: OMFG
joe14joe: LOL LADIEZ WUTS TEH MATTER?
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(¯ |¯||\' |||¯'¯/ ¬| People peed on: 6
.¯)|_|| '\|||_./_ ¬| Xtremevillan fapped on me while making this :(
From: jwe2k7 | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:05:35 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe: hay teech
professor: yes joe14joe?
joe14joe: can i get my laptop back plz?? lol
professor: lol hold on im looking at pr0n
joe14joe: .....
students: .....
professor:....
joe14joe: can i see?
professor: get out
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¯/¯_¯)|/¯/ If I dump my boyfriend you're the
_/WE(_|\/ first person I'll go to :P - lulumarie
From: DDMrulz | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:09:26 PM | Message Detail
roommate:thank yo...hey wait a minute...you replaced my mom's head with a picture of your wang
joe14joe:UR MOM LIEKD IT LAST NIGHT


XFD XFD XFD XFD XFD
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GAMESHARKPRO GAMESHARKPRO GAMESHARKPRO GAMESHARKPRO GAMESHARKPRO GOKOZA GOKOZA
From: Xay J | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:38:48 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe: ay teech, whats this building
Professor: This is the Adams Building, named after famous writer Douglas Adams.
joe14joe: LIEK OMG HEES MAI IDUL!
Professor: *sigh* Yes I loved the Hitchhiker series.
joe14joe: YEA WUTEVA! I liked his pr0n books!
Professor:...
joe14joe:...
Xay J:... can I see?
Professor: get-
joe14joe: INTO MAI BELLAY
Xay J: oLOLZ MORE LIEK PROFESSER n00bFAEC
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/ \AY_| "T Mac? moer liek MR. SUK SUKKY POOZ LOL LAYM NUBCAKES IN DA FRIDJ!" - Space Can
From: SonicBOoOom | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:56:56 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe: WILL U GIVE ME TEH SEXXORZ
student: WUG
Joe14joe: I GIEV SOJ
student:O RLY?
Joe14joe:YA RLY!
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*joe14joe shoots a flamethrower at student's face...student dies*joe14joe:IF U CANT STAND THE HEAT SATY OUTTA MY PANTS-Joe14Joe
From: Vyldan Blackmoon | Posted: 10/20/2005 5:57:05 PM | Message Detail
Bump
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I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. - Jareth
From: Shinobi Sect | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:06:53 PM | Message Detail
XFD at the laptop porn one
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And elf means eleven in German. So the Sith are teaching the number eleven, and Star Wars is really a side-plot to Sesame Street. -ViLeGamer
From: thoth87 | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:09:17 PM | Message Detail
<3 to the max

XD
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"He killed me with a sword... How weird is that?"
-Mr. Universe
From: V Faction | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:14:52 PM | Message Detail
joe14joe: hey can i get an amen
Professor: Wait, what do you want joe?
joe14joe: exactly how I want it
Professor: Are you trying to be religious?
joe14joe: i need to get into heaven so i can still god's holy booze
Professor: Does God even exist?
joe14joe: i hear its good
Professor: You're an idiot.
joe14joe: man this is such a good plan
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2005 October Quote: Do not be too hasty entering that room - I HAD TACO BELL FOR LUNCH! ~ Dr. Orpheus
~-=V Faction=-~ 35
From: chris9602 | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:19:03 PM | Message Detail
these suck unless joe does them
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"Global warming past the point of no return"
So does that mean we'll be a water planet? Damn. Water levels in videogames always suck. - Rabid Banana
From: Aegis Shield | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:19:12 PM | Message Detail
Quite possibly the most respectful tag ever.
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"I was going to astound the monsters with my nakedness! Death by indecency!" - VGC
From: the shadow king | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:41:13 PM | Message Detail
best topic....Just....Just...Best....
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my heart is broke but i have some glue help me inhale and mend it with you
From: MyNameWasLUEser | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:41:59 PM | Message Detail
youre awesome joe


-MNWL



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Sega Dreamcast
From: LimpBizkit112DMX | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:46:32 PM | Message Detail
I dont even bother reading the ones that aren't made by joe.
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We all make mistakes, I made a mistake in choosing my username.
WoW name: Ultimoninja Realm: Kel'Thuzad
From: joe14joe | Posted: 10/20/2005 6:51:23 PM | Message Detail
roommate1:wow ps2 what game you playing
joe14joe:shadow of the colossus\
roomate1:uhh...isn't the point to hit the blue spots
joe14joe:LOL I'M TRYING TO FIND THE WANG ON THIS BEHEMOTH IT MUST BE AS BIG AS MINE.
roomate1:....
joe14joe:lol wanna know how thunder is made?
roommate:I'm in meteorology its when two clouds..
joe14joe:NO IT'S WHEN TWO COLOSSI HAVE SEX.
roomate1:.....
joe14joe:I HAVE A DATE WITH A FAT CHICK TONIGHT AND IM PRACTICING


(i know this has nothing to do with college, sue me. I liek shadow of colossus)

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Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!
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