!!!Jimmy Football's D3 paradise!!!
Hi. I'm Jimmy Football. I am the leading source of information on D3 - Where the real men play and the girls go home crying.
Now what are waiting for. Jimmy Football's top 50!
Just KIDDING! How about 10? Okay!
| 1. WOOSTER OH 8-0
- Defeated? Nope. Not as far as Jimmy Football is concerned.
2. CONCORDIA - MOORHEAD: 8-0 - These Cobbers are not your average TV dinner, folks. You heard it here first. From Jimmy Football. 3. CARLETON MN - 1-7: Turn their record around and they are 7-1. It's magic time, bay-beeee! 4. MOUNT UNION OH - 8-0 - Three-peat? Yeah. I've heard of it. 5. VIKINGS MN - 5-2 - They can beat any non-professional teams and five professional teams. 6. SAINT JOHN'S - 5-3 - Have you ever heard of Chef Boyardee? What's up with that asshole? 7. LINFIELD OR - 8-0 - Why do I put math equations right next to team names? They aren't equations. They are subtractions. 8. TRINITY TX - 7-1 - The Matrix was frickin' rocking. Trinity was like super hot and special abilities. 9. USC - 8-0 - Jimmy Football cracked corn, and USC cared. 10. JESUS STATE UNIVERSITY - 100-1 - Their only loss came to GOD STATE UNIVERSITY.
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF MOLESTERS - Their receivers have good hands and there's no shortage of awesome tight ends.
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I am the number one source. Here is the reason.
1. I played football for Batmobile State University.
2. I had consensual sex with a cheerleader.
3. I got an A+ in being right ALL THE TIME.
4. Home Runs is my middle name.
5. I think I could be in the NFL if it wasn't for stupid Emphysema.
6. I'd be funnier than Bart Simpson if I had my own cartoon.
7. I once saw Friday Night Lights AND Remember the Titans AT THE SAME TIME! (Seriously. I had three TV's going at once. The other one had WATERBOY!
8. I make GI Joes reenact famous football memories. i.e. Green Bay Packers.
9. I eat, sleep, breathe, and poop out D3 Football!
10. I live in my mom's basement and I know HTML.
do you smell what Jimmy Football is
RANKING?!?! LOL! (instead of cooking.)
Time to snort some cocaine.